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There were six, six, constipated men
In the Bible, in the Bible
There were six, six, constipated men
In the holy book of Moses

The first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn’t Abel
The first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn’t Abel

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The second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn’t move his ass
The second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn’t move his ass

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The third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took two tablets
The third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took two tablets

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The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years

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The fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down
The fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down

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The sixth, sixth constipated man
Was Noah, he had an ark-ful
The sixth, sixth constipated man
Was Noah, he had an ark-ful

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